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quotes[0]='<i>Johnny Carson loved magic. He would love this stuff! Joe, you are fantastic! How is he doing that? Great job! Everyone, come back in an hour -- he\'s going to set himself on fire!</i><br> - Ed McMahon<br>Television Icon and<br>Johnny Carson\'s Longtime<br><i>Tonight Show</i> Announcer'

quotes[1]='<i>Phenomenal!</i><br> - Shirley Franklin<br>Mayor of Atlanta'

quotes[2]='<i>You did extremely well... a credit to the art. You did exactly what I knew you would do -- a great job.</i><br> - Rolando Santos<br>Senior VP, CNN International'

quotes[3]='<i>You were spectacular. We got overwhelminging positive feedback from all of our attendees... perfect for our group... We\'ll look forward to calling on you again!</i><br> - Tara Wilson<br>Conference Manager<br>Engineering and Construction Contracting Association'

quotes[4]='<i>I just wanted to take a moment to let you know what a great job you did at our 3rd Annual Leadership Conference last week... I was extremely impressed with your creativity in preparing for our meeting with only a few short phone conferences and then an impromptu rehearsal right before the event. Not only did everything roll out as planned, but it was entertaining and very magical. As our meeting surveys are being completed and returned, it\'s also reassuring to see how everyone is also recognizing the talent you have for mixing business with pleasure and creating another great event.</i><br> - William F. Christopher<br>Group President<br>Alcoa - Aerospace, Automotive and Commercial Transportation'

quotes[5]='<i>I would like to take this opportunity to thank you for the outstanding show you performed for our sales team last week. I have received many comments and compliments on your presentation and the use of magic to drive across our key initiatives for this year. It has been a long, long time since someone has held the attention of our salesforce as well as you did throughout your show.</i><br> - Chris Futral, Sales Manager<br>Nalco'

quotes[6]='<i>You made our firm look good in front of a variety of associates and clients... We were particularly impressed with your exceptional skill in creating rapport with people from all over the world who were at our event. You were an extremely valuable component of our reception... We invite you to use us as a reference for your future clients.</i><br> - Karen K. Morfoot, Intellectual Property Coordinator<br>Marshall, Gerstein and Borun LLP - Chicago'

quotes[7]='<i>Joe took the stage and almost immediately the audience was smiling and clapping... He did a very nice job of including a theme that was representative of what our meeting was all about... If I am ever in the position to either book entertainment again or help someone find entertainment, I will re-book or recommend Joe M. Turner. His is quick, witty, very professional, and darn good!</i><br> - Kevin Kiekhafer<br>Manager, GCS Sales & Marketing Support<br>Pitney Bowes'

quotes[8]='<i>Your magic at our recent firm retreat... was the highlight of our two-day program. While I normally do not write this type of letter to those retained by our firm in past years to provide such services, you are the exception. I appreciate your serious approach to your job and see that you take pride in your work. I will be recommending you to other companies, law firms and associations... Should anyone need a future reference on your trade, have them call me.</i><br> - Lee Boeke<br>Executive Committee Chairman<br>Constangy, Brooks and Smith LLC'

quotes[9]='<i>You were certainly the highlight of the day! It was amazing to see how some of our more reserved customers really opened up and had a good time watching you perform... the perfect personality to "work the room" and engage people.</i><br> - Chip Vaughan<br>Brand Vaughan Lumber'

quotes[10]='<i>I would like to contact you about your exceptional presentation at the CSRA Statewide Developers Luncheon...Many presentations are made to Georgia economic developers, but few are both informative and memorable. Your presentation assured our group of both. In fact, more than a month after the event, I am still hearing that our luncheon was one of the best presentations ever given! Your combination of walking illusions and stage presentations gave us this success. Thank you!</i><br> - David Jenkins<br>Regional Marketing Manager<br>Georgia Department of Industry, Trade & Tourism'

quotes[11]='<i>That was unbelievable... very impressive!</i><br> - Arthur Blank<br>Co-Founder of Home Depot<br>Atlanta Falcons Owner'

quotes[12]='<i>Thank you for... a wonderful magical show during our stakeholders\' dinner... We wanted everyone attending to experience the "Wow!" effect and you certainly produced it... Please feel free to use my name as a reference for prospective clients.</i><br> - John D. Watkins<br>Senior VP<br>Jordan Jones & Goulding'

quotes[13]='<i>This guy handles cards like [Greg] Maddux pitches!</i><br> - Leo Mazzone<br>Former Atlanta Braves Pitching Coach'

quotes[14]='<i>Thank you for an absolutely superb engagement with our recent leadership retreat. Your ability to integrate our learning objectives into your performances was outstanding! Virtually every evaluation commented on the fun and professionalism you brought to this important event. I am still getting compliments regarding the retreat and it is clear that you really made the day come to life.</i><br> - Brian D. Moore<br>Chief Strategy & Quality Improvement Officer<br>Mission St. Joseph\'s Health System'

quotes[15]='<i>He is the consummate professional... whether you are promoting a corporate product or image at a trade show, or just having fun at private social functions.</i><br> - Dr. L. Maxwell Ferguson<br>President<br>Hinman Dental Society'

quotes[16]='<i>How marvelous to be entertained by someone with genuine wit!  Timing, delivery, magic -- all perfect!</i><br> - Jane Kean<br>Star of Vaudeville, Broadway, Movies & Television<br>"Trixie" from The Honeymooners on<br><i>The Jackie Gleason Show</i>.'

quotes[17]='<i>Just super!  We really enjoyed your show!</i><br> - Dick Van Patten<br>Television and Film Star'

quotes[18]='<i>You were terrific - and the audience loved you!</i><br> - Carl Ballantine<br>Television Legend'

quotes[19]='<i>You were fantastic last night. I am so glad I finally got to use your talents after so long! It seems everytime I asked, you were already booked, which is a good thing. Looking forward to the next time.</i><br> -Lori O\'Brien<br>Atlanta Special Events'

quotes[20]='<i>Emerson Human Capital Consulting hired Mr.Turner to speak and entertain at a recent company meeting. Joe was amazing; capturing the attention and respect of the group from moment one, and holding it till the moment of his dramatic departure. His performance was highly entertaining and at the same time deeply educational. The Emerson group is still talking about Joe days after the actual session. I would highly recommend Joe M. Turner for both the deep business insight he delivers and for the sheer entertainment value of his performance.</i><br> - Mike Waller, Vice President<br>Emerson Human Capital Consulting'

quotes[21]='<i>I recently had the huge pleasure of seeing Joe present to a room full of professional speakers. That is a very tough crowd! We eat weak and unprepared speakers for snacks! Even worse, his time slot was right after a very emotional award for one of the audience.<br>Joe did not let that bother him... Joe used his tremendous skill set as an entertainer and took us on a physical and mental journey to learn new things, see things in a different light... Underlying all of the magic and performance was a constant theme of stretching your mind, looking beyond the obvious and considering new choices.<br>Any group, large or small, needs this message.</i><br> -Marty Mercer<br>Marty Mercer Inc.'

quotes[22]='<i>Joe was on the mark! His message was relevant, his delivery was flawless, and his magic tied it all together nicely. I was pleasantly surprised that he was able to keep the attention of the group for the entire time he spoke and everyone walked away with something they could apply in their daily lives. Joe is an extremely accomplished magician and if he has a weakness in his delivery, we could not see it. I would tell you he is an excellent bang for the buck.</i><br> - Dan Nolan III<br>IFAI Conference'

quotes[23]='<i>Joe has a unique ability to communicate business principles using his excellent skills as a mentalist and magician. He blends a business message with very entertaining magic and mental illusions that keep his audence engaged. I would reccomend him especially to corporate events needing someone who can both entertain and educate. He will keep the audience&#39;s attention.</i><br> - Mike Keesee<br>former executive, IBM Global Services'

quotes[24]='<i>Not only is Joe a world class magician and performer, but he is also a sensational communicator who knows business! Joe&#39;s speaking presentations are a blend of entertainment and information that will simultaneously stretch your thinking and blow your mind! He will make you look great for hiring him.</i><br> - Dan Thurmon<br>CSP, CPAE, Hall of Fame Speaker'

quotes[25]='<i>Joe is in a class by himself. He was able to capture the attention of each person and make sure that everyone got one or two things they could put into action right away.</i><br> - Jason Sleeman<br>Cobb Chamber of Commerce<br>ACES Young Professionals'





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